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Hi Folks,

It's time for what has become an annual event, for I will be reading at Dreamhaven Books on Wednesday, November 16th, from 6:30 to 7:30pm.  I will read from my fiction, door prizes will be awarded (everyone will get something), and afterwards we'll retreat to Parkway Pizza to munch on pizza.

Hope to see you there!

For some time now, I have been trying to slog through London Fields, by Martin Amis.  London Fields, I have come to the conclusion, is one of them literary novels -- you know, the kind where nothing ever happens.  There's no real story, no plot advancement (because there's no plot), just a series of vignettes revolving around a handful of characters (none of whom are very likable in my view) as they meander aimlessly through life in 1990's London.  At one point, the prose dwells on how a character goes to the bathroom in a special way (THRILL AS SHE POOPS!").  And that which interested me in the book in the first place, the idea of a clairvoyant femme fatale psychologically manipulating one of three men into killing her before her fading beauty relieves her of her femme fatale powers -- it sounded like a film noir plot to me, and I like film noir -- is only mentioned occasionally in passing, and has next to no bearing on the events related.  Though I am only halfway through the novel, I suspect that this plot device (if it can be called that; remember, this is a plotless novel) will be used simply as a convenient means of bringing the novel to an end.

Then a short time ago,  my friend Roy C. Booth asked me to review Raiders of the Seventh Planet, a book written by Roy and mutual friend Eric M. Heideman.  After weighing this book and London Fields in my hands, I decided to set London Fields aside and tear into Raiders of the Seventh Planet.

I have now finished it.  And first off, let me state categorically that Raiders of the Seventh Planet is FAR more entertaining than London Fields.

Raiders of the Seventh Planet is a humorous science fiction novel -- and if you know the name of the seventh planet in our solar system, you have a good indication of the kind of humor you're in for.  If you have read Harvard Lampoon's Bored of the Rings, that famous parody of the late, great J. R. R. Tolkien's The Lord of the Rings, well, Raiders of the Seventh Planet is a lot like that.

The action (and there is plenty of action in this book -- are you reading this, Martin Amis?) starts when an invading force from the planet Earth lands on Uranus (see, the humor is almost built in) and starts killing people willy-nilly (as I look at the book on my shelf, I see that it leans slightly to the left).  The Earther characters are parodies of characters from vintage pulp science fiction, Flash Gordon, Buck Rogers, and the like -- oh, and there's a character named Heinlein.  There is a female captain who constantly pouts and "stamps her little foot."  In fact, all of the female characters are depicted as being Jessica Rabbit-attractive, though one of the good females, one Shanie Lola McBridgeburgh, is very, very feisty.

If you're looking for angsty, soul-crushing Game of Thrones grimness, my friends, you will have to look elsewhere, because Rule of Funny is God in this book.  True, nearly all the characters in Raiders act selfishly, just as do those in Game of Thrones, but the objective of this selfishness is always humor, and even the deaths are treated with insistent light-heartedness.  On the side of the Uranians (Uranusians?), the difficulty is in uniting the various ever-warring factions into a cohesive whole that can put up a decent fight against the invading Earthers.  The High-Steppers hate the Low-Steppers, the people of Weird Marsh have no time for anyone else, and Big King Twerp and his son Genghis have been giving each other the cold shoulder for years.  One thing Raiders has over other science fiction novels (and, incidentally, London Fields) is that it doesn't depict a non-Earth planet as having a single, homogenous culture.  Uranus has many different cultures, just like Earth does.

(There's a joke in there, somewhere.)

So, in short, I enjoyed Raiders of the Seventh Planet, and I recommend it to others.  And now that I've finished it, I can go back and try to finish London Fields.

29 August 2016 @ 06:31 pm
Young Frankenstein is the funniest movie ever made.

Thank you, Gene.

Abra Staffin Wiebe is a member of my writer's group, so I had the rare privelege of critiquing this book when it was in its gestation period.  I saw a lot of promise in her work when I critiqued it, and it delivered on that promise when it achieved book form.

A Circus of Brass and Bone takes place in a post-Civil War America that is more than a bit different from the one we learned about in history class.  The main difference is that most of the heavy duty machinery, trains and steamboats and such, are powered by what is called  aether, of which there are various kinds, like fire-aether and bone-aether (the latter of which can be used to heal broken bones and other such maladies).  And it is this aether that kicks off the plot: in Tennessee, an initially small but long-neglected bubble of fire aether winds up causing a massive chain reaction that wipes out civilization (but not all life) across the United States.

But our main protagonists, the members of The Loyale Traveling Circus and Menagerie, are oblivious to this catastrophe when it happens because they are on a boat in the middle of the Atlantic, on their way to Boston for their next performance.  As far as they know, the immediate problem is the unexpected death of their ringmaster Mr. Loyale.  While they are trying to figure out who will replace him, their resident snake oil salesman, who doubles as their doctor, reveals that Mr. Loyale was murdered.

And then they arrive in Boston and find out that most of North American civilization has been destroyed.  People are starving, and mob violence and other problems have reared their ugly heads.  This worries them, because under this new reality such frivolities as clowns and jugglers and performing animals will take a far distant back seat to cold hard pragmatism.  Lacey Miller, the circus equestrienne, is particularly concerned because her highly-trained horses are her life.  Without them, she feels, she is nothing.

So they immediately set to work on proving to the world, one town at a time, that there is a place for a circus amidst all this bleakness and despair.  Of course, there is still the little matter of the murdered ringmaster...

The book kept me interested throughout, and the conclusion was highly satisfying.  There is also the possibility of sequels (personally, I would like to see more of Lacey Miller, the prim and proper equestrienne).

Here is the book's website: http://www.circusofbrassandbone.com/

02 April 2016 @ 04:54 pm
You know what Donald Trump is?  He is the reincarnation of Henry VIII.

I have spoken.
03 March 2016 @ 07:08 pm
For a few years a while back, I lived with my sister for various economic reasons.  And my sister had two pets, a yellow lab/husky named Boston, and a cat named Zachary, a grey tiger-stripe with a white chest and white forepaws.  Boston was a good dog, very bouncy and energetic, always glad to see everybody.  But it was with Zachary that I truly developed a rapport.

I would be sitting at my desk, typing away at my computer, when a little fuzzy paw would tug at the crook of my elbow.

"Maaeerr?"  (Translation: "Snuggle?")

I would sigh.  "I'm kinda busy right now, cat."

And I would resume typing.

"Maaeerr?"  ("Please?")

"Not now, cat, I'm busy."

And I would go back to typing.

And Zachary would punch me in the arm.


And I would heave a bigger sigh.  "Oh, all right."  And I would swivel my chair toward him.  "Come on."

And he would stare up at me.

"Come on."

Still staring up at me.

"Come on."

And finally he would jump up, and I would have fourteen pounds of cat leaning on my chest.  (Have I mentioned that we are talking about a rather large cat?)

Slowly, very slowly, he would settle down against me, his forepaws clutching at either side of my collar bone.  He would look at me with his eyes half-closed, that universal sign of feline contentment.  And then he would rub his velvety forehead against my face.  Then he would pull back and regard me.  Then he would rub his forehead against my face again...

He would do this for maybe twenty minutes.  And then he would be done, and he would drop to the floor and walk away -- until the next time he needed a snuggle fix.

Zachary, I am sorry to say, was put to sleep recently.  He was 19 years old.  Though I have never had a pet of my own, I can only think this must be the saddest part of owning a pet.  One thing's for sure: I'll miss the little guy.

All fourteen pounds of him.
18 October 2015 @ 06:25 pm

I saw Guillermo del Toro's "Crimson Peak" last Friday. I'm a big fan of del Toro, in no small part because he gets the genres he operates in, be it fantasy ("Hellboy" or "Pan's Labyrinth") or monster movies ("Pacific Rim"). He has already made an excellent ghost story ("The Devil's Backbone"), which cannot be said of all directors (I'm looking at Jan de Bont's 1999 remake of "The Haunting"). So when I heard about "Crimson Peak," I couldn't wait to see it.

There is a homage to a classic ghost movie before the movie proper even starts: when the Universal logo swoops across the forty-foot screen (tinted ghastly red, of course), instead of the braying horn-and-orchestra jingle that has annoyed us for years now, we hear a creepy nursery song sung by a piping child's voice. This is in direct imitation of 1961's "The Innocents," starring the late great Deborah Kerr. This tells you right there that we're dealing with someone who knows his ghost movies.

The story goes into the spooky stuff right off the bat: our heroine, a young writer named Edith Cushing (Mia Wasikowska, who looks really cute with her hair done up and wearing wire-rimmed spectacles), not only believes in ghosts, she knows for a fact that they exist: she is visited by her mother's shade shortly after her funeral several years before. Mother even says something to Edith: "When the time comes, beware of Crimson Peak." Edith has no idea what this means. And when she learns later on, she's already in deep trouble.

The plot thickens with the arrival of Thomas Sharpe (played by Tom Hiddleston, whom women tend to swoon over, from what I gather), who has come to America from England with his sister Lucille (Jessica Chastain) seeking funds to finance the mining of the red clay with which his family estate practically overflows. Edith is immediately taken with him, but her father, a self-made millionaire and one of the people Thomas approaches for money, sees something in Mr. Sharpe that he doesn't like. He can't put his finger on what it is, though -- at Thomas' presentation to request for funds, Dad remarks that Thomas has the softest hands he has ever seen, unlike his own rough, calloused hands with which he worked his way to the top. And Thomas has already been denied funds in various European locations, which gives Dad reason enough to follow suit. And when Thomas proposes marriage to Edith, Daddy hires a private investigator (Burn Gorman) to look into Thomas' past. What the investigator finds (whatever it is) is more than enough reason to deny permission for marriage.

But then Daddy dies in a brutal "accident." And Edith, though traumatized by her father's death, decides to accept Thomas' marriage proposal, and returns with him and his sister to England.

(If this movie has a moral, it's, "Listen to your parents. They have a wisdom born of experience that you don't.")

The Sharpe's ancestral home, Allerdale Hall, is a veritable movie in itself. It's a masterpiece of gothic design, but it has also seen better days: it has several holes in the roof, through which leaves fall in autumn and snow falls in winter. It also has chimneys that moan and walls that creak when the wind blows outside. And there are several places, particularly the basement level, where Edith is advised never to go, as they are "unsafe."

To tell more would spoil the story, and the fun. Suffice it to say that I highly recommend this movie.

28 July 2015 @ 05:56 pm
Anne E. Johnson has invited me to discuss my novella Saint Nicole on her blog:


31 January 2015 @ 05:34 pm
It seems that Steve Jackson Games has seen fit to reissue my game Tile Chess.  This time with plastic tiles!  You can order it here:


Try it out!  If you like it, tell your friends!  If you hate it, tell your enemies!
11 January 2015 @ 05:59 pm

I reviewed the first Woman in Black movie when it came out back in 2012.  I liked it, so when this sequel came out last week, I looked forward to seeing it.

The first movie starred Daniel Radcliffe (hence its fan-bequeathed alternate title, "Harry Potter and the Woman in Black"), and it was speculated that this played a big role in the movie's box office draw.  This sequel has no big names attached to it, but I think it succeeds on its own merits.

The Woman in Black 2: Angel of Death takes place 40-some years after the original, during the London Blitz of World War II, when children of the city were evacuated to the remote countryside to spare them from the German bombs, much like the Pevensie children in C.S. Lewis's The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe.  Our heroine, a young teacher named Eve Parkins (played by Phoebe Fox) accompanies a small group of these children by train to Eel Marsh House, the setting of the first movie, which has been refurbished as a makeshift boarding school. Even if you haven't seen the first movie, it shouldn't take a genius to figure out that no good can come of this.

The village of Crythin Gifford, whose inhabitants gave Daniel Radcliffe's character the cold shoulder in the first movie, is now what Americans call a ghost town save for a crazed old blind man who startles Eve on her arrival (to those who have watched the first movie, this makes perfect sense). And Eel Marsh House, the crumbling abandoned old mansion which is accessible only via a causeway that disappears with the rising tide, is still haunted by the ghost of Jennet Humfrye, a.k.a. the Woman in Black. She has always existed in a sustained state of rage, leading innocent children to their deaths simply because she can, due to her being forcibly relieved of her own illegitimate son, who then drowned when he was eight years old. But it may be that she is even more enraged since the Houdini act that Radcliffe's character pulled in the first movie. And now here comes a whole new batch of children for her to play with.

Not all the children are fleshed out all that much, aside from Tom the bully and Joyce the bossy girl…and then there's Edward, the small boy who hasn't spoken since his parents were killed in a bombing raid the day before he boarded the train. So Edward is a child who has been deprived of his parents. And the Woman in Black is a parent who has been deprived of her child. See where this is going?

This may explain Jennet's change of tactics since the first movie, when she simply lured any child that was available to their death. Now she targets anyone who even looks at Edward funny -- and as in the first movie, once she targets a child, the child is pretty much doomed. It therefore falls to Eve to protect the children as best she can. She is helped in this by Harry (Jeremy Irvine), an RAF pilot who happens to be in the area (and who has a troubled past if his bouts of anxiety and hyperventilation are any indication), and somewhat hampered by Jean (Helen McRory), the headmistress who has no time for such silly things as ghost stories. And the movie cleverly reveals (well, I didn't see it coming) that Eve herself has a bit of a sad history -- in fact, it prompts the Woman in Black to essentially say to her, "You should be on MY side!" -- but Eve fights firmly and resolutely for the children, especially Edward. And resolution is just about the only weapon that has any hope of working against the Woman in Black.

This movie hasn't been getting good reviews, and it hasn't been doing well at the box office, but dangit, I like it. Some people say it's not as scary as the first movie. I say it doesn't have as many jump scares (which I don't think are very scary), focusing instead on atmosphere. And therefore, I recommend it.